Country Dictionary

Coolest mother fucker ever

Damn look at Tj

one bitch he weak as fuck and he thinks he is mike tyson

Tj is a bitch

loser

look its tj what a loser

Short for Trader Joe's.

Zoete: I'm out of wheat grass juice, can you go to TJ's to get some more?
Kyle: Why don't you get off your lazy hipster ass and go to TJ's to get your own fucking wheat grass juice!

TJ is short for Trim Job like when you get a haircut but don't cut off much hair. Usually only an inch or so.

Joe: You get a haircut Brett?
Brett: No man I just got a little TJ.

a warrior poet.

uses words and skills as magic to trick the eye and dazzle the mind into female orgasms.

also known as teej.

leaves a trail of blood guts and entrails in his competitors wake. and that's just at the club.

TJ: one who whales one himself because chicks aren't hot enough for him.

person 1: dude i totally heard that you had a mad crazy time last night...

Person 2: yes, it was TJ

The type of guy to lose a fight then says he won it, has a 1999 laptop a 2013 acer tables thinks he can rap and does not know how to go with a beat also has a crush on his cousin

TJ Sucks