A fork of Rural Dictionary
An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
someone who is a menace to society with their penis
I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,
That man is a penile delinquent,
A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short
My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!
Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina
The essential part of sex reassignment surgery
Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion
The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.
"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."