Country Dictionary

Penny;a girl who is the opposite of a dime. Ugly. Scored a 1 on the 1-10 scale

Damn...that girl aint no dime piece..she be a penny

Abreviation for penetration. Often used as slang for when the penis penetrates the vagina. Other types of penetration could be mouth penny, anal penny, or even double penny.

Friend: "Yo man i saw you with that girl at the club... you get any Penny afterwards?"

You: "Yeah, me and my other buddy ended up giving some double Penny to that bitch."

Slag word for Penis.

" Haha Sean we can all see your Pennie."

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.

Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!

Gay tennis; first invented in France by Francis Splicket

1. I love a good game of pennis!
2. Hey man, do you have any spare pennis balls? Mine are worn out.
3. Pennis is a gentlemans' game.

a PERSON or object with little to no worth.

friend1 - "hey, there's Liz, aren't you going to say hi?'

friend2- " hell no, that bitch is PENNIES, i wouldn't piss on her if she were on
fire!"

A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.

If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!

Xmen Mutant level 5

Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!

Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!

Timmy's head has be decapitated