A fork of Rural Dictionary
The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."
A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham
I have Donkey phlegm