A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.
I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.
When at least six guys surround a girl and squirt so much cum on her that is appears as if she is wearing a white poncho; an excessive amount of cum in a cum blast.
Wow, me, Austin, and the guys really laid a white poncho on that hoodrat from behind Target.
The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.
Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?
A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
The act of eating a breakfast burrito and immediately vomiting it onto your sexual partner.
Erika gave me a spicy poncho after I took her out to brunch.
When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.
"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."
A colorful and wearable Arby's meat sandwich.
Example: "if you suck the juices out of a grape it resembles a miniature poho poncho"