A fork of Rural Dictionary
A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything
“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics” -Isreal Martinez
A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.
After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.
A derogative term for somone who's being a bit awkward, while usually using timidness or thinly veiled self inadequacies to get out of something or ruin other peoples/groups time/plans. A mix between prang and mong
"Stop being a prong." "why are you such a prong?" "they're not coming, they're being a prong today"