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Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner. Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"

John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later." Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck" Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.

Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)

You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop" Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready Me: I-Want to kill myself

A fucking website that claims to have better education but is a website that gives you Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD because it is fucking bullshit. I've never heard a student say I ready is good because it literally fucking asks you 5x5 and makes you do necessary bullshit

John: How did I-ready go? ME: My dead corpse just sitting there

A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.

i-ready causes PTSD.