A fork of Rural Dictionary
He does the fandango
ScArAmOuChE sCaRaMoUcHe WiLl YoU dO tHe FaNdAnGo?2?!?”,2?
Scaramouche is my husband, my boyfriend, my clarinet to my reed, my pumkin seed, my little bowl, the bow to my violin, the black keys to my white, and my little sugar cutie pie. even though he’s 5’4 or 164cm, he will still be my cutie patootie forever 💖!! i am obsessed, inlove and really really obsessed with him!! i love him very dearly and his past made me cry for days like it was so sadddd… whenever i glance at scaramouche i feel like i’ve met my true love and he gets me so flustered!! i got a scaramouche cat plush, scaramouche cosplay, scaramouche stickers, scaramouches hat, hairstyle and more to show my loove!! i wish he could ykyk to me i am so inlove with him!! 🤭🤭
Person 1: “why do you talk about scaramouche making you obey him and do it eith him 24/7” Person 2: “because i can”
Literally the hottest Fatui Harbinger. Signora? Who tf is that? Anywhere from 5'4 to 5'2 but could absolutely and utterly dominate your tight hole. The things this man could do to me is so disgusting, you will either become turned on right on the spot or throw up. He could degrade me, treat me like a dog, step on me, choke me out, overstimulate me, all the kinky shit. OR Kazuha's husband <3
A: Hey, have you ever heard of Scaramouche? B: Of course I fucking have. Won't lie, I want him to make my legs stop working for a week? A: Who doesn't?
Getting fired after a few days in a high level job, after publicly blasting one's colleagues as incompetent. Usually preceded by a higher than usual degree of drama in one's life (e.g. getting divorced and becoming a parent).
The Mooch got scaramouched after 10 days on the job.