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shoes

Makes for a great code word for smoking weed in general polite conversation in public or via text for the more paranoid stoner.

Hey dude, Ive bought some more shoes they might "fit" you.
Usualy followed by a cheaky wink

by Seth Deegan September 07, 2004

shoe

someone who sucks at what they do

That doctor is a shoe

by t56401 July 20, 2005

No shoes

Literal: Not having any shoes
Metaphorical: Having no balls or guts to do something

Guy 1: Dude, eat this frog.
Guy 2: No way man.
Guy 1: Do it! You won't! No shoes!

by levesquick November 03, 2011

Shoe

A sock but its a bit crispy and has laces sometimes, you can put it over a sock for extra comfort, you can buy plastics ones at shoezone.co.uk, be sure to use code: 'CRISP' for 15% off at checkout

Today i will wear my shoe which i bought from shoezone.co.uk

by Ghandi's Gucci Sandals February 21, 2018

shoes

foot prisons

Joe: Peter would you mind putting on some shoes

Peter: Oh, you mean foot prisons, yes I would

by cairoboy June 20, 2017

No Shoes

1)A well known Toyota MR2 mechanic and engine management computer programmer that travels around the world unlocking the secrets of life, love, and turbocharged engines. Drinks beer and does entertaining picture poses.

2) The act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an "M"), and makes a silly face. Usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a japanese car.

"Did you hear that no shoes just made 500 horsepower out of some rich kid's car?"

"Uh oh, cut John off from drinking anymore. He's doing a No Shoes again.

by Bryan Moore December 08, 2003

shoes

A cover word for shit. There is also fridge <----> fuck

- you dropped your baggie in the sewer
- ahhh shoes!

by Jane, Mary Jane! May 03, 2006