A fork of Rural Dictionary
funny pizza tower man, owns a pretty darn good pizza restaurant.
Pizzaface ain't got nothing on the pizza served up by Peppino Spaghetti.
Some Tapeworms may pass through to the stool and exit the body. If this happens while sodomizing, Brown Spaghetti is the act of your partner picking out the worm as it makes its way to freedom and then ingests it into his/her own body through the mouth as an act of true love.
Jason: 'Me and my wife are so in love, She isn't even bothered knowing that i have Tapeworms. In fact, She did Brown Spaghetti last night.' Kimberly: 'You know that freak Craig actually did a Brown Spaghetti last night' Jermaine: 'Yo Dawg, that's true love right there.'
Spaghetti Cat is a picture of a cat eating spaghetti (duh) that was first featured in the "Morning Show with Mike and Juliet". It appeared as a random image which interrupted a lady in mid-sentence discussing 'women and binge drinking' It has also been discussed on The Soup and various other websites. The only explanation given was that it was a "bleep photo"...and there's "more of those in the future." Brilliant. Ultimately, no one knows of it's true origins. (yet)
- "IT SOBERED ME UP SEEING HOW-" insert spaghetti cat here - The new 'Rick Roll'. - Appears in the new Fall Out Boy music video "I Don't Care". - Spaghetti cat again appears in the youtube video "Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)" - And finally, Spaghetti Cat has appeared in random images circulating the internet, such as replacing Jesus in 'The Last Supper', etc.
A total state of chaos. Disorganization. Lack of clear focus or direction.
John’s room is a total spaghetti bowl. Cindy was saying some crazy shit. What a spaghetti bowl that was. Finally, That government program is so convoluted—an entire spaghetti bowl
To be upset
Dude: *drops free taco* Bro: *gasps* Dude: ... Bro: Are you okay dude??? Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.
Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna. "Bone" appetit!
It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti. Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!
The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story: >Cute girl in line in behind me >"Hey, how are you doing?“ >oh fuck conversation >”Oh, I’m good, and you?“ >”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“ >”I, don’t think so" >She points to ear >Wearing a bluetooth headset >It all makes sense >Drop my items and put my hands in pockets >There’s a hole in my pockets >Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts >Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear