A fork of Rural Dictionary
a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
SWON-suhn-ize ('swɑn • sʌn • aɪz)
Term coined by Robert E. Swanson during his 1975 speech about train horns; it means to turn an otherwise noisy and jarring sound source into something musically pleasing
After having perfected the sound of trains, I wanted to see if I could swansonize ships to sound more respectable.
Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.
Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.
“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”
Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it
The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next
Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson
A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.
DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!
Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.