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teacher

a person who loves to give you homework over the weekends, like five days a week isn't enough. They take away all of your time.

Teacher

by Nike overlord December 08, 2016

teacher

dickholes who try to give you bad grades when you work your ass off. fortunately i havent had any teacher give me less than a b so far in high school but there are fuckers who will screw your ass over and fail you when you should be getting an A because they hate you or are jealous of your talents. in all, teachers can go gag on a dick because they fuck up people's future in highschool

student: what happened to my project that i worked 5 hours on? teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK

by TTT76 October 04, 2009

Teacher

A person who doesn't get respected in the real world so he resorts to making kids lives miserable. They get paid NOT to kill you. They think their job is so wonderful, so pristine, and holy that they raise themselves up to be gods. When in reality, they are a civil service worker that takes more college credits. You are not the best at something if you can teach it, that just means you can talk to yourself, as a split-personality, immature kid.

math teacher, english teacher, history teacher, science teacher

by .:GYOT:. October 19, 2011

teacher

Person who only pretends about a kid's education, really they are just doing it for the money. Usually makes jokes that are only funny to them or acts like a douchebag.

He uses his teacher money to get aisan prostitutes. AWWW YEAH!

by Sex Pimp Awesome September 19, 2008

The Teacher

When a girl who is wearing glasses is giving you a blow job and you cum on her face, glasses.

I made Katy The Teacher last night.

by BabyMoon January 12, 2012

Teacher

Someone who tricks you into thinking you're going to have fun,really they are just trying to change your personality.

The art students were very introverted,unlike the teacher,so she tried to make conversation with them,instead of letting them get on with their artwork.

by SomeoneNew May 31, 2011

Teachers

There are many types of teachers: 1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!! 2. Okay 3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!! Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...

Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads. And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!

by df gh December 01, 2009