Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bells Mam

one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her

yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"

by Tomee December 07, 2003

ya mam

Phrase used as a common insult in schools around the country, also used as a greeting in the non-affulent areas of most towns. In a strong bristolian accent, this is pronounced yer ma.

Oof: Oi chris!
Chris: YERRRRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Oofers April 26, 2005

Mam' Stand

The act of one individual exposing their breasts and laying (back down) on a keg of beer. At this point, a second party mounts, much as if to do a keg stand, but in lieu of beer, the second party chugs milk out of the exposed mammary gland(s). And if a third party enters to perform fellatio on the mam' stander - then - bonus.

Kage's totally gonna do a ten minute mam' stand on Bridget's Bailey's-lactating tits. Tailgates start at 8:30, damnit.

by The Rage Kage September 22, 2008

Yes Mam

A phrase used to express your opinion on a matter. Almost like "Yes Cunt" and "No Cunt"
You have to say it in a "sassy" manner. Emphasise the pronunciation. "Yesss MAAAM"
Can be used oppositely as well. Eg,
Person: "We should start eating healthier"
Me: "No Mam"

Georgie: Do you want a bong?
Me: Yes Mam

Me: Wanna have a dart?
Georgie: Yes mam

by cp3hoe April 14, 2017

ya mam

when u are havin sex shout out ya mam and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you and everyones a winner. Nick sharman is gay oh yeah and toddy

ahhh ahhh harder ya mam

by ben February 07, 2005

nouc mam

Used to refer to a Vietnamese female. Also, Vietnamese for fish sauce. Also, used to reference Vietnamese pussy.

Percy: Yo, that chick over there is HOT.
Dwayne: She nouc mam! I thought you didn't like Vietnamese chicks?
Percy: Naw man... Yum yum nouc mam!

by waynebrady December 03, 2006

ya mam

what you looking at?
ya mam!

who's gay ?
ya mam !

by ya mam October 25, 2003