Country Dictionary

When you orgasam on a person’s face and then put your middle and index finger on their forehead and run them down their face in the semen.

Yo Greg! I totally just went skiing on Amy yesterday!

when a bitch handjobs two men either side

Boy: Hey have you seen that white girl
Boy2: yeh she went skiing with two black men

When a girl with low self-esteem is, not forced, but highly encouraged to give handjobs to two guys on both sides of her at the same time while in the back of a truck. It is to be done in a skiing motion, treating the penis's as if they were ski poles. Usually 1/4 of a beer helps to get the idea sounding like a good one to the "skier." (Sometimes referred to as a "Shann-job").

"Wow, I can't belive she went skiing again! The slopes are busy."

A Double Cola-related soda made with orange juice and lemon juice with carbonated water and other ingredients. Named after an employee's activity during their honeymoon.

Man from South: Ski is better than Surge, Mello Yello, Mountain Dew, and other similar sodas to me!

Man from North: I'm with you, partner, I'm no longer a "Man from North".

Skiin is a sport that anyone of basic mental and physical capacity can do. Requires high amounts of courage, time, money, and equipment.

Skiing is one of my favorate things to do (asides from good jokes, halo 3 with my friends, and listening to linkin park.)

The typical last name ending of a Polish person.

Hey, Darren Kozulopowski, your a pollock.

A suffix for a word to sound more like a "bro". Often used in phrases considering future actions to be made. Or monumental actions in the past.

Bill-"i just took the biggest dumpski"

Jack-"lets go to the poolski"