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italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow you load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.

Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!

by Joey G-Spot December 12, 2007

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 07, 2020

floyd the barber

A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana

She knew she was with Floyd the Barber as soon as she saw the van.

by Hockey16 May 31, 2017

dirty barber

While fucking a girl from behind use a hair buzzer to shave her head, sometimes using trademarks(such as initials or nicknames)

"Does that hoe have cancer or did she just get the dirty barber?"

barber pole

An act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis.

*see liquid whiskers

Susan gave Westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

Kiera Barber

A young talented soon to be star! She is bright and smiles alot..Even when nothing is funny, or she is sad. Kiera loves boys with the names Brandon or Randy! She likes the WWE. World Wrestling Entertainment She hates It when people call it the WWF!
Kiera Barber is a great person to be around. She is a great Problem solver!

Kiera Barber will soon be a star. Its her destiny!

by East High School Board August 24, 2008

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021