A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very good NASCAR Nextel Cup Series driver who drives the number 0 car.
Ward Burton used to drive the CAT 22 car.
Tim Burton: "Hmm, who should I cast as the female lead in my film?"
(His girlfriend (Helena Bonham Carter) looks threateningly at him)
Tim Burton: "Oh Yes! Of course honey, I'll cast you!"
ONLY THE SEXIEST GIRL ALIVE, a VJ on MTV and star on one tree hill with that babe Chad Michael Murray.
Boy 1: Damn, that girl is fine.
Boy 2: SHE AIN'T NO HILARIE BURTON!
Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.
I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton
To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.
Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.
Metallica's 2nd bassist; one of the greatest bassists to ever walk the earth.
Died in November 1986 on the Master of Puppets tour, and with him, died Metallica's greatness. ...And Justice for All marked the beginning of Tallica's downward spiral into the pussy shit they are today.
Cliff Burton rocks! Couldn't Lars Ulrich have died instead? Maybe Metallica wouldn't suck then. Because....they fucking suck now, and Lars is an asshat !
a ghetto ass neighborhood in lafayette, CA where people are constantly getting murdered, and there are methlabs around every corner.
Lauren and Andy hooked up in Burton Valley.