A fork of Rural Dictionary
A goal, assist, and a fight.
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!
An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.
A Gordie is someone who says KEWT S*#T, ALL THE TIME.
"Everything that guy says is totally kewl. He must be a Gordie"