A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.
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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
Someone with a stank ass attitude
Wow your attitude sucks you’re being such a grouch-pus !!
The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people
Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”
When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.