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buttery volkswagen

When you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My stomach was killing me, but Alisha was really horny, so she gave me a buttery volkswagen.

by CocomoLSU July 20, 2006

Volkswagen golf

A car that's created for turbo folk music. It can Create a big black cloud when he I around with his diesel engine. It loves rust.

Oh I seen a big black cloud down the road.it's probably a Volkswagen golf.

by Knowledge2521 July 12, 2018

Volkswagen Polo

A small, boxy car, that looks more like a 3 story Victorian house than an actual car. Along with pathetic engines. May aswell try and drive a Victorian house.

Girl: Hey, what do you drive?
Boy: I drive a Volkswagen Polo
Girl: Oh right.. my nan has one of those.
Boy: Good choice!
Girl: Not really..

by FUCKSGSHDFGLDS;H November 25, 2010

Volkswagen Pussat

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

by Wafflebender May 01, 2016

volkswagen game

a game similar to slug bug, when you see a volkswagen you yell it out and cross your arms over your chest, which looks similar to the vw symbal, and whoever doesnt do it gets punched in the middle of the chest.
made up by brian thompson jr.

"VOLKSWAGEN" haha you debbie lover you didnt cross your arms, its the "volkswagen game"

by morgans uncle August 21, 2008

volkswagens suck

The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.

Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man

by Oliver Closhof February 07, 2010

the back seat of a Volkswagen

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006