A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.
Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.
A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!
A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis. Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?" B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
That dick that is big as fuck.. So big that you can only take it for the weekend or however long you're on vacation
"Met this guy while on vacation he definitely had vacation dick"
A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.
I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.
A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.
He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.
dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".
Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?" Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.