A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either
- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks
and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed
to steal you Girl or impress your girl
im about to mack your bitch
When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.
*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!
You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"