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a fucking dick that nobody likes i mean at all she is horrible and unloved jk
Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.
Sammy puppy is the best baby boy I know🥰
King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.
All hail King Emperor Sammy!!
The best friend one can have. Short for Samantha. A very friendly outgoing person yet emotional. If you ever come across a Sammy Woo let her know you care for her and listen to her problems. Someone to listen is all a Sammy Woo will ever need. In return, you'll be rewarded with the best friend anyone could ever have. A loyal one, through ups and downs, through hated and anger, Sammy Woo will always return.
~Reshie
"I wish i could be like Sammy Woo one day"
He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .