Country Dictionary

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Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə November 23, 2015

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

by ohnoniall October 11, 2015

kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.

Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017

jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's

Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker

by Yeahnah123 June 07, 2017

Gen Baker

A girl who is pregnant but wants to be bent over the hood of a celebrity’s mustang still.

“Hey my name is Gen Baker and I really want you to bend me over the hood of your 67 mustang. Also I am pregnant.”

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 28, 2011

Mya Baker

Get a girl who’s full of surprises. You never know what jokes or things she’ll say but she’ll always find a way to cheer you up even if you are in the worst mood. Makes your mood swing from low to high.. and not in the 🌿 way

I love Mya Baker

by Dr who? You don’t know who November 01, 2019