A fork of Rural Dictionary
a Jewish family with 4 or more kids
The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
When you jizz inside of diet soda
He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.
when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤
Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot
Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.
Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.