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kink stare

Blind devotion or trust to bizarre behavior or belief

I can't submit to that kink stare. That guy thinks he's a tranny, but he raped a 10-year-old girl in the lady's rest room.

by Gnardy October 21, 2017

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

I’m in Kinks

I’m in kinks is another way of saying I’m in tears, from laughing too hard at something, or laughing uncontrollably, commonly used in the north of England

I’m in kinks at that video you sent me last night

by Insectboyler October 21, 2021

Kink Gamer

A kink gamer is a person who plays games in a way that satisfies their sexual interests/pleasure by playing a specific character or playing a character with a specific set of skills that is similar in nature to their kink.

I used to know a kink gamer friend who plays like these weird sexual anime games, specifically he likes to play this thicc tan girl who can fart with a lot of power, and like those farts had a lot of damage and toxic stink, and this really disturbed me not because of his sexual attraction, but because those farts made a lot of noise, and the thicc tan girl moaned every time she farted/queef (yes, that thicc tan girl can queef like gamma gas outta her super-powered vagina). Also, the girl's ass expanded very time she farted, and I mean, a lot of expansion, and sometimes her boobs expanded a little bit if the fart was super-powered. My friend has such weird sexual interests, I don't know what's going on in that weird mind of his, but anyways, regardless, he is a huge kink gamer.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022

Wrist kink

If they have a wrist kink they love you.

Maybe.

“I really wanna break your wrist
“ So you have a wrist kink?”

by Milan. November 08, 2021

Kink and konk

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.

Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk

by bighardlad October 14, 2019

Kink and konk

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.

Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk

by bighardlad October 14, 2019