Country Dictionary

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Fuzzy bogart

Masturbating with your blinds open with intent to be caught by any outside observers

I was fuzzy bogarting yesterday.

by Ori9inalfarmer May 09, 2019

Fuzzy Musk Butt

Odor emmited by a slightly over weight post menopausal ginger women after ANY strenuous activity. Odor may stick to fabric.

Your grandma's van smells like fuzzy musk butt after she gets out of it

by Dippy'sTitties July 06, 2018

Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.

"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"

by sigmatoilet33 October 07, 2024

fuzzy rainbows

This is what the audience becomes while BMFStrings is on stage.

Five minutes until fuzzy rainbows.

by tacoisadog February 14, 2023

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

fuzzy muzzy

A weird short alien skinny kid that thinks hes funny

You see that fuzzy muzzy? He thinks hes cool but his jokes are really offensive.

by coolguy2510 January 16, 2024

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 08, 2019