A fork of Rural Dictionary
Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.
Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.
Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.
just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.
“i have a crush on you”
only yokes!
In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!
Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.
Dude: Go eat your grass.
The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.
If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.
I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."