Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Face Fact

An insult made towards the face in the appearence of a fact.

'your face is so lame' 'ooo face fact!'

by High Deff October 13, 2008

Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.

Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???" Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!" Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"

by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

moose facts

Total bullshit A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 07, 2019

Stacey fact

Go ongoogle it!

Stacey fact - a crow has an 8 inch ball sack

by Emilemineminem August 30, 2022

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 02, 2022

Amazingly stupid real facts

It is when people make a random r/technallythetruth thing that is so stupid and nobody needed to know that it gets upvotes even though we don't need that information for life like for example "Humans are humans ".

YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF AN Amazingly stupid real facts

by YAYMANYAY January 31, 2022