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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

Yo is that the queen
Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank

by Archied June 07, 2021

Stranger Danger Weirdo

there are different meanings for weirdo's! there are the nice weirdos who likes stuff like music, movies, tv shows or books that other's might think that is weird, and then there are the stranger danger weirdos who are into kidnapping, killing or just plain weird. not your happy go lucky weirdos.

Sara: Becky is soooo weird!!! Alex: why? Sara: see what she is wearing? what a freaking weirdo!!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!

by K412 January 07, 2024

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 02, 2021

danger date

Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.

Lad 1 - "Good luck on the old danger date tonight mate"
Lad 2 - " I like to live life on the edge"

by definingthingsbadly August 17, 2021

Dangerous

The name of Michael Jackson’s 8th Studio Album

Go Stream Dangerous it’s a classic album

by Eminemstan17 January 30, 2022

Dangerous

Gay asf

“You know im dangerous so keep yo niggas in the house

by Lo23 June 08, 2023

Dangerous

Robert maguabe defies the odds and puts the beat down on Nelson Mandela South Africa cheers on

Robert maguabe has a dangerous right hand

by Anne Franklin July 27, 2022