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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"

by LoveDDoctorhh April 12, 2014

texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Swinging claw

A new object in Super Mario Maker 2. This grabs on to Mario and holds him in midair. This can also start with and pick up enemies. It drops them if you get close.

I love the new swinging claw!
This swinging claw sucks!

by AntIs_Cool July 05, 2019

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

by Fred44 December 31, 2021

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the intended user but as a surprise for them

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

by Fred44 December 31, 2021

Diablo swing

Two guys fucking a girl on hammock.

The Diablo Swing was awkward, the eye contact intensely unfortunate.

by July 29, 2023

swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021