A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
Plas·tic Par·ty.
/ˈplastik/ /ˈpärdē/
Noun.
A social gathering of invited guests, of the same sex, typically only women (or of the same sex), involving eating, drinking and entertainment. Normally gifts are given upon arrival, and are themed "plastic toys" gifts, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Those who come are getting together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Hence, "Plastic Party". This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The women present usually get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a Plastic Party is female group masturbation. Think of it as type of bachelorette party.
(See Also: Tupperware party)
"Hey, have you heard that a bunch of nurses from the 3rd floor are having a Plastic Party this weekend end? I'm going to go!"
"Can I come?"
"No, it's only women. Do you know what a Plastic Party is?"
"I guess not."
"It's when women get together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Normally gifts are given upon arrival, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Think of it as a bachelorette party, but I don't think that they're inviting any strippers. Oh, I'm getting excited just thinking about it!"
"I think I'm getting excited thinking about it, too. Okay, thanks for sharing. Have fun. And remember to take plenty of pictures!"
"Oh, I will!"
A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.
“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”
Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.
Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!
National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!
Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !