Country Dictionary

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.

Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT