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National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Netflixed something

When something looks or behave in one way according to the original plot/story/book/history or game they come from but when Netflix reached them they totally ruined their character/look , and essentially all

Ex in witcher(most recent i have seen)
My gf: Have u seen her
Me: Who
Her: Ciri
Me: That girl. is CIRI?
Her: Yes
Me: WHO TF IS SHE AND WHERE IS CIRI

Basically they netflixed her

Ex2 in vikings or other history related books when they also netflixed something

In vikings valhalla queen of Kattegat is black, i mean no offense , BUT THIS IS HISTORY RELATED FFS, and we all know that Black Ppl were not seen quite good longer ago neither good positions

by StepbroStalin May 28, 2023

ive got something brewing

the state of mind in which one develops a plot.

ive got something brewing about this one...
ive got something brewing

by Chalkhorsi2 November 03, 2017

click here for something

Alright, so you did, don’t do this shit. Like really I could’ve been a guy in a white van, but you would’ve just walked right in before I offered anything. Be lucky this is just urban and nothing serious, but yeah, don’t do this shit.

1: click here for something
2: no

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

or something

The name given to an object (other than a rock) used to lean a Flameless Ration Heater (FRH) in order to heat up a Meal Ready to Eat (MRE).

"What do I lean my FRH on?"
"Read the packet. It says on a rock or something"

by April 14, 2022

or something

An object used (other than a rock) to lean a Flameless Ration Heater (FRH) against in order to heat a Meal Ready to Eat (MRE).

"What do I lean my FRH on to heat my MRE?"
"Read the instructions. It says to lean it on a rock or something."

by Shortfusepsb April 14, 2022