Country Dictionary

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

A song made by this dude I know named Albert. It's pretty bad.

Person 1: Have you heard Albert's new song?
Person 2: Yea, Telly Tuck? It's ass.

Brushing your teeth and flossing your gums

Did you brush and tuck n' tape tape last night?

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

It’s a hybrid of thank you and fuck you. When someone does something to you which is both positive and negative. You are both glad it happened but angry.

When your friends gives you an advice you don’t like but know you should listen to, you say “Tuck you!”

A slimy smelly film that develops in your crotch from sweat and dead skin accumulating after tucking your penis for long periods of time

When I got undressed there was tuck muck in the crevices of my thighs. Or. I tried to give her a bj but that tuck muck was so stinky.

It means to silence or shut up-

Oi Tuck in your lip i have had enough of your crap