Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

penis cone

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

by Kadafer November 17, 2017

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 01, 2024

Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 20, 2021

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 08, 2018

Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed

Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker

by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023