A fork of Rural Dictionary
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster
“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.
Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
average size, negative inches
Used to describe a man with a small wiener
This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"