A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary
In my spare time I am an urban linguist!
When someone writes something on Urban Dictionary that isn't really a definition, but just talks about the awesome-tastic-a-licious-ness of a term. Common for names.
Ben: "Hey, Jake. I keep looking for what this girl's name means on Urban Dictionary, but it only has stuff on how cool she is."
Jake: "That is some serious urban raving, dude."
When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
When someone that uses Urban Dictionary shoves a basketball up their a**hole.
Why does he love watching videos of Urban Dictionary basketball a**holes?
A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
When your past lover, or enemies write 10 plus entries about you but your so busy living life that you don't notice until you created your own word and thought it would be cool to add it.
Then the words "May the odds be ever in your favor." make you laugh as you go off to continue living your life.
Went on Urban Dish to add my new word and found someone or (someone-s) I know has commented on my personal life repeatedly. It appears to be an old Manlover or friend just Urban Dishing Or Urban Dissing Or Urban Ditzing Thanks.
(See Hatchet)
(See death bed)
(See live your life)