Country Dictionary

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Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker

by Hello Future July 06, 2021

Penis Licker

A person who licks penis. That's it.

"Man, they're such a penis licker."

by Spidermanfucker2045 March 14, 2023

Penis licker

When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva

'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '

'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'

by Eylia-Jaclyn April 06, 2021

penis cufufel

Birds fighting using their penises.

Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!

by Cantaloupe84 February 23, 2023

Penis-Sex-ballssssz

the type of nigger-faggot too shove thew wii remote up their asssss

Joshua, that fricking Penis-Sex-ballssssz

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww September 25, 2023

The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

by GayUnicornAaron June 06, 2019

smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 07, 2018