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When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year? --Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida. Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.
Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.
Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?
Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.
Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad
The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.
Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River
The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.
Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.