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Spanish five

Spanish five in it's literal sense refers to union people of any race smoking a hot dart in the afternoon on company time, usually without pot, but sometimes involving a spleef

Hime! Let's make this a right smart and proper Spanish five Big Daddy let's go off site and do a Spanish 5! Is it on the company clock pail face?Yessir let's go off site and smoke about it, hon! What weed oh Spanish five

by Eddie Torres E.T. July 21, 2021

Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

spanish#9709

White illiterate dad-bod having bougie boy that compensates his lack of personality with flagrant spending.

Looks like spanish#9709 is at it again

by Jackstackfireback January 31, 2019

Speak Spanish September

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety

"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"

by cockslapper444 November 25, 2021