A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.
Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.
the act of slapping someone in the back of their head act of slapping someone very hard in the back of the head
I just waxed Matthew's nugget in other words he got a waxed nugget
The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.
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Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.
Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.