A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whatever u do, don't check hos basement.
Victim: What's that slippery sound coming from the basement?
Pat: You'll know soon..
The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.
Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.