A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence
you're a bingle nut
When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body. First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song. To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?" Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”
When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/