Country Dictionary

Diamond cricket

Diamond cricket is a bitchy sport mainly women play or underdeveloped kids

Oooo lets play diamond cricket im hitting first

Cricketness

The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence

(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)

Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.

Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.