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When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.
I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.
When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set
Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.
Netflix hangover. I feeling after bingeing season after season, movie after movie on Netflix. Generally left feeling sad, helpless, lost and tired. Cure: Look out the window, take in surroundings, turn Netflix back on.
I think I have Netflix hangover
Watching unknown, hidden gems on Netflix. The type that wasn't in theaters but is highly relatable, fucked up, and funny.
"What's your Sunday looking like right now?" "Just laying on the couch hungover. Probably watching some Netflix underground involving sex, drugs, and regret. Basically my night last night," "OMG I'm coming over. I found Strictly Sexual. Total Netflix underground gem."
When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.
Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix? Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off Guy: Okay
Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.
You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix? That looks lame! Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail! Ok.. let’s make out.
When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.
I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.