A fork of Rural Dictionary
Incomprehensible tumblr gibberish spoken by an insane former patient at a psychiatric hospital.
"splurge on skrelp and get a skrinkle or sumn" "that was some insane cody speak"
When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright! Guy 2: Dude... what!? Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man! Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying? Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.
speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)
She has a puffy taco....clitoritisly speaking.
To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.
I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.