A fork of Rural Dictionary
Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate
That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants
A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet
Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..
Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam
A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.
“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”
Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe
Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..