A fork of Rural Dictionary
a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school
This school is a complete shit show. Everyday girls go to the bathroom and snort pills (you can hear that shit loud and clear.) our principal is Mr. fucking incredible times 10 in size. He looks like a whale and he’s bald. We have had multiple coaches and teachers sleep with students and each other, leading them to get fired. We barely have any teachers cause they are too cheap to hire anyone else. The teachers either get fired, are foreign, crackheads, or they die. We have a shitty cafeteria that we don’t even use. We have to share everything with the middle school. We don’t have a school nurse. The students run their mouths about shit they don’t know, and about people they don’t know. There are roaches everywhere. They don’t clean the classrooms or bathrooms. We can’t go outside. The auditorium and band room are completely falling apart. Long story short, this school is a joke. Don’t come unless you want to catch chlamydia when you walk through the door.
Williston-Elko High School is one of the worst and the most broke school you can attend. Most come and either leave or go to the closest private school JDA.
nasty ass school in md with fake ass people. at least its better than calvert.
ur mom: you go to Northern High School?
boobs: yes
ur mom: why?
Kerens High School were nic feins roam and future crack heads attend.Kerens High School sports never disappoints the other team fans.Better watch out for them horny juniors
Kerens High School were no one learns anything!
Chaos and lots of kids beating in the bathroom
Yeah, I go to Horseheads High School.
A shithole and ghetto school. Populated mostly by African Americans
Did you hear about Lithia Springs High School?
Yeah heard it's a total dump
The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.
Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos
“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”