A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's. P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).
Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.
When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley. 1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley. John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
A person who licks penis. That's it.
"Man, they're such a penis licker."
When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? ' 'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'