A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.
Can't bang, got loaf dick.
A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.
At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!
Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.